Stephen Colbert started his Tuesday monologue assuring his audience that he didn't want to "cause panic," but he said this while discussing a lot of panic-inducing stuff, beginning with the latest illegal and unconstitutional actions Donald Trump has taken since taking office: his mass-firings of federal workers.

“He’s been pissing people off on a global scale,” Colbert pointed out, and showed clips of Trump’s remote appearance at the World Economic Forum, where he attacked European allies over regulation and trade policies. “The only way to make Europeans angrier would’ve been to publicly shame the singing career of David Hasselhoff ,” Colbert cracked.

Stephen Colbert opened Monday’s inauguration day edition of CBS’ “The Late Show” by giving us permission to live by “airport rules” for the next four years: “Calories don’t count, and it’s perfectly reasonable to have a vodka tonic at 8 a.

Late Show” host Stephen Colbert called out President Donald Trump for an “autocratic move” in his attempt to freeze all federal grants, potentially putting trillions of dollars on the line. As Colbert noted,