THOSE French students rioting in the streets? That’s limbs, man. And we’re going to do the same because they’re right, school ...

WHAT’S in a name? Well, if given to a child it can forever determine their position at the bottom end of Britain’s hierarchy.

US politicians who could never understand how routinely farcical everyday life in the UK is are still insisting they know who ...

A MAN who attempted to chat up a woman in a dog park has been outed as a loather of dogs pretty much immediately.

THE US is to livestream a man’s execution and promises that, unlike certain other recent executions, the victim will definitely die this time. Testosterone-crazed US Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, ...

THE US is to livestream a man’s execution and promises that, unlike certain other recent executions, the victim will definitely die this time. Testosterone-crazed US Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, ...

THE idea of Hannah Fry being a good girl gone bad has pushed the sexual urges of middle-aged men to breaking point. The maths professor’s transition from Faithful to Traitor in last night’s episode of ...

SO the police were wrong to search my home, eh? That means I’m innocent, and if you’re innocent of one thing you’re innocent of other things. That’s just how the law works. Since the warrants were ...

ZACK Polanski is far from the first middle-class man mortified by his plumber being far more successful than he is, voters have assured him. The Green Party leader’s failure in the Holborn and St ...

THE Conservatives’ vote-winning policy of abolishing inheritance tax has only a single flaw, which is that very, very few people will ever pay it. Across Britain, voters are examining the flagship ...

It’s a strange claim by Turks that their food surpasses all others, given it’s basically kebabs and chewy flatbreads. Sharma, shish, all just meat of questionable origin on a stick. Baba ganoush?

SO, all this brown stuff just plopped out of my bottom and into the toilet. What should I do next? This is happening to me every day. I eat some food, then a few hours later I get this strange urge to ...